Ewan is a thespian. From a very early age he dreamed of treading the boards, hobnobbing with the glitterati backstage and signing autographs for his adoring public. His repertoire of celebrity impressions is always a hit at parties, and yet the big break has never come. Ewan blames the rise of claymation for his stalled career. The showbiz world is only big enough for one wooly-pelted star, and the limelight is being hogged by a youngster who doesn’t even move his own limbs.
Geometry Zoo 