Paul is an old-fashioned alpha male. For years, he’s relied on intimidation and bullying to get his own way, and his routine has consisted of sex, naps and large banquets of red meat. But now his joints ache in the mornings, and he’s started to develop an alarming paunch. Paul knows that before long he’ll have to adjust his lifestyle, but lies awake at night haunted by visions of lycra sweatpants and kale.
Geometry Zoo 