Siobhan

Siobhan is a headbanger. She loves 80s speed metal, especially the gnarly harmonies of Judas Priest and Annihilator. To her constant frustration, not one ornithologist has picked up on Siobhan’s rhythmic renderings of classic shredding, although one twitcher did find himself humming ‘The Ace of Spades’ on his way back to the car. Which vexed Siobhan, as she’d been slaying ‘Kraft Dinner’.