Brian hates forward thinking folks. Maybe it’s because he can only move in a sideways scuttle. As a child he was fond of rugby, but despite seeming ideally suited to the rough and tumble of contact sport, Brian was constantly penalised for rotating the scrum. This left him with a confirmed hatred of authority figures and progress. Now he divides his time between heckling town planning meetings and cheering on the Brexit negotiations.
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