Menagerie

Dinah

less fruit

Dinah is a self-confessed cheese fiend. Blue cheese is her particular favourite, although she will travel for miles to find a good Stinking Bishop. In Dinah’s opinion, cheese is the only redeeming achievement of mankind, although she also quite likes Family Guy.

Kenneth

finding my size

Ever since he was (relatively) small, Kenneth has yearned to walk the pavements of Milan, sporting the latest in haute couture. Sadly, his enclosure at Whipsnade doesn’t offer the same sartorial opportunities, but Kenneth is making the most of it, perfecting his catwalk sashay and keeping his eyelashes trimmed.

Boris

string must die

Boris is on a diet. It’s hard for a middle-aged cat to get enough exercise when his human doesn’t let him out of the flat. Boris compensates by doing circuits in his improvised gym, the living room. The sofa and scratching posts have taken a beating, but Boris just can’t seem to shift the weight.

Ronald

chase me

Ronald has always resented the fact that his name is not Reynard, which he thinks is the only proper name for a fox. He divides his time between the city and the country, bin diving during the week and running from double-barrelled weak-chinned hedge-jumpers at weekends. Chicken is his favourite food, although he thinks the KFC zinger burger has too much mayo.