Doris has a nose for a story. She’s always been good at digging the dirt, and had a promising career as an investigative journalist. It came to an abrupt halt, however, when Doris bungled the coverage of a notorious murder, and now she contents herself with a bitter gossip column in the local newspaper. Doris often thinks of the Pulitzer she could have won at the the Sorority Picnic Massacre, had she not been distracted by the insects around the sandwiches.
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